Probably the best of my physical features would be my eyes.  I used to think they were dark and mysterious, but having seen others with much darker eyes, I know they are in fact the kind of eyes often described as hazel. Some people think they’re brown; others think they are green. The truth is they are both, a rather lovely green-brown.  My best characteristic would have to be my sense of humor.  I’m plenty serious, but I like to laugh and I’m quick with a joke.  I have a good vocabulary and enjoy wordplay, so no pun is too low.  See the title for proof.